Cranezilla --Mark Crane's collection of rarely annotated links

My son, who is seven, and has lived most of his life in Kentucky, took an icicle to the bus stop because it was cool. A neighbor told him to drop it or he would "break it over his head." Then he yelled at my wife over the phone for letting our son bring a "weapon to school, and told her she had better take him seriously or he would "take it to the next level."

Sigh.

It's people like this that make tranquilizer guns filled with liquid prozac seem like a really good idea.